Thursday, September 29, 2011
How to Peel a Head of Garlic in Less Than 10 Seconds
Amazing video to make your life with garlic a bit easier.
When you're finished, apparently there's no dickens left either!
Watch it and that last line will make sense. :)
Bush BA
How many of you have neighbors that might warrant a trimming like this of one of your bushes?
Elaborate Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist".
The proctologist fainted.
A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist".
The proctologist fainted.
Pain Transfer Machine
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.
They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain... than the father had ever experienced before.
As the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch!
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.
They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain... than the father had ever experienced before.
As the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch!
What's This All About?
From time to time I run across silly crap that doesn't really fit into my other blogs.
I thought I would create this blog to place all of that stuff in. Things like jokes I found funny, license plates or bumper stickers I have seen, etc...
Most of it will probably be just regurgitated from other sources, but occasionally I might try to weigh in with some original observations.
Feel free to join in the fun!
Enjoy!
I thought I would create this blog to place all of that stuff in. Things like jokes I found funny, license plates or bumper stickers I have seen, etc...
Most of it will probably be just regurgitated from other sources, but occasionally I might try to weigh in with some original observations.
Feel free to join in the fun!
Enjoy!
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